o… kay baby steps but

for new followers - and old followers! -

first of all new blog theme! after [checks watch] idk literal many many years, i’ll scatter some art around later. more importantly:

!!!!i have created… a really quick and fast Elysium’verse FAQ page !!! please view here! 

secondly! i am currently working on updating the content over on the ol’ archive blog, @welcometoelysiumm. i have not reposted art to it in uh roughly a year. i’ll get to that too. but beyond that even the cover art is COMPLETELY INACCURATE TO WHO OUR MAIN CHARACTERS ARE LATELY??? like for the past MANY YEARS????? i’ll get there tooOOOO

BUT THIRDLY! i did  update MY character list over there with EXTREMELY updated bios of just my specific guys and THAT can be found here! i am… going to take it upon myself to do the same for at least fenixe’s too eventually, lowkey wanna revamp that whole blog but…. i’ll get around to it. one thing at a time.

anyway check out my Material. i’m gonna pin this post for a bit!

hello everyone a delightful update:: the massive extremely updated list of Character bios of partner-in-crime Fenixe’s Elysium!OCs can now, NEW!!, also be found on that archive blog, and at this direct link, here!

i recommend exploring that (& my page linked above, & again here right here) for crucial context for… everything. but ALSO because i think ALL these snappy little descriptions are just. so fuckin nifty and cute :’) like not to toot my own horn im fuckigng tooting it. tYY!

living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

you wouldn't get our bond

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water

oh its long on your dashes sorry not sowwy-

AN ELYSIUM DRAMA UPDATE - 🎊CHAL & BEL GOT MARRIED!🎊 (and also Ty & Libby but they’ll get their own post maybe fgkfk)

these little updates are usually not as fancy as this one is but THIS ONE’S SOOO SPECIAL!! whereas Chal&Bel and Libby&Ty have been engaged, but decided to quickly and informally sign their marriage certificates well before their joint wedding bcccc Chal was stressed about it lol. So This little comic is a very very abridged version of that canon convo!! PS friendly reminder Chal glows when she's happy thats important ty

i felt like I owed them this elaborate illustration seeing as specifically their relationship has basically begun and continued LIVE throughout constant doodles, liveblogging, and these updates since literallly ✨2016✨ and some of you have indeed been watchin them WITH ME with baited breath WITH ME, and so this is. well since this is simply the most exciting thing of all time, I just had to do SOMETHING to commemorate it!! this took place about two weeks ago!! it feels like just yesterday i was uploading a comic about their first kiss i- oh that collection is over here. okay im bawling. AAHH. im not going to survive their future actual wedding ceremony when theyre all in little outfits fhghg-G

A SPECIAL ROUND OF APPLAUSE AND LOVE for my partner-in-crime @fenixethekid, (responsible of course for Bel and Tory, also Ty, & generally half of all of Elysium), who gets credit for THE EXCEPTIONAL DIALOGUE HERE😭😭except for that one line of Chal being a shellshocked moron. im collapsing and weeping on the ground

Anyway I do want to put together some more doodles and gHFGK HOPEFULLY make Ty and Libby their own post - they were married about 15 seconds after Chal and Bel after all - but for now!! here’s The Big One! new friends, enjoy this fluff;; old friends I hope you’re crying with me AAHHH;; congrats to our kids 🥹💞🎊✨🎊💞🖤❤️🖤❤️ omg…. omg

These posts right in a row are really doing something for me

*makes a pointless throwaway post*

tumblr: 25k notes. this post will never die. 5 years from now you will still be cursing the fact that you made this post 

*posts an objectively incredible masterwork, the fruit of weeks of labor*

tumblr: 3 likes, 1 pity reblog from your ride or die

fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

twitter is broken today 😭 are there any other ways that people search for anthologies to apply to?

might not be broken actually! Might be working as intended!

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1675187969420828672?t=Vz-o-KCqBCFe4Yn5InM-YQ&s=19

OH FUCK! okay twitter is dead, that’s amazing. this is a death blow. does he not understand that the platform relies on addictive doom scrolling, and that people actively want to quit but can’t because it activates all the right brain chemicals? this is wonderful for me at least, with Elon’s help I can finally kick this particular addiction.

2015: New Zealand holds a vote to change their flag due to its similarity to Australia's, leading to the submission of the 'Lazer Kiwi' flag. Designer Lucy Gray said her inspiration was that "Australia has a lot of animals that can kill you, so New Zealand should get one too".

for those on a dark theme:

2015: New Zealand holds a vote to change their flag due to its similarity to Australia's, leading to the submission of the 'Lazer Kiwi' flag. Designer Lucy Gray said her inspiration was that "Australia has a lot of animals that can kill you, so New Zealand should get one too".

what if you got on a plane and it started going down the run way and started speeding up and then it turned into the interstate and just started driving to your destination

I don't know if it is funnier to imagine it driving very quickly or just at regular car speed

do not underestimate my ability to overthink & make myself physically ill

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

get creatured idiot

oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured

all of my ocs are inherently neurodivergent in someway because i dont know how neurotypical people work